My Guy Creampie Review

In this day and age, porn actors should be wearing condoms, but those that love to live on the edge will go without, and anyone into bareback that ends with an explosive cum shot oozing from some bottom's ass will love the whole creamy concept of My Guy Creampie.

Entering the site, you'll find thumbnail previews of the latest episodes and a page-left navigation bar where you can access the exclusive content and the five bonus sites that are part of the total Magnus Network. The best thing about the bonuses is that all but one feature gay content. Sites include FemalesOnShemales, NoCondomZone, AssToying, SwappingComprades and KyleKravinsAmateurVideos. While there is a way that you can select and save all of your favourites, this would be the extent of any extras or bonuses.

There are only 13 sets of photos and episodes, which is hardly enough to justify the price. In fact, this little amount adds up to approximately two dollars an episode, and since you can't download any of the movies, it seems like two dollars way too much in my opinion. A lot of the guys are hot, so at least that's a bonus, but I couldn't figure out how many updates we could expect in any given month. The tour claims daily updates, but I seriously doubt it, since I first took a look at MyGuyCreampie a couple of weeks ago and nothing has really changed since that time, and what I mean is that I didn't detect a recent update.

Anyhow, the photos all appear to have been shot in practically the same location. Very little irritates me more than studio scenes with cheesy backgrounds, and more than enough of these sets are shot with a blue sky canvas behind the sofas. There are other locations, though again much of the sex happens on sofas and beds with little variation. There are between 180 and 200 images in each set. On the whole, I'd say the 900x600 shots are good. Cream-Pie is certainly a dessert that is focussed on, and there are a variety of angles and different sex positions during the hardcore. However, I sometimes found some photos to be a tad bit blurry, and this I would blame on a photographer who doesn't seem to know his depth of field. For example, in one recent set, there's a creampie shot in the foreground, yet somehow the beige sofa in the background is crystal clear and the creamy cum dripping from the guy's ass is blurry. Amateur seems to be a good word for the photos.

A lot of the same actors appear in the films time and again. This isn't too bad, since they are typically hot dudes, and besides, they're willing to ride bareback! There are three different bandwidths, and 762kbps 576x324 appears to be the best of the bunch, which doesn't say much. Sure, the Windows Media streams are sharp enough to enjoy, but the bitrate is merely average when considering other gay sites. Also, MyGuyCreampie.com promised HD quality and this is hardly it.

Movies are divided into several three-minute clips that add up to a 21-minute episode beginning with blowjobs and ending with deliciously gooey cream-pies. Some of they guys love to moan in pleasure whether being sucked off or getting a hard rod rammed up their taut butts. However, other guys are a little quiet, and if it wasn't for their erections, you'd have to wonder whether they were enjoying a big explosion of cum in their asses at all. Still, the films do touch a nerve in the right place and there's plenty here to turn your crank. The problem is that none of the movies can be downloaded.

Final Verdict

With so many gay sites offering high-definition videos, full-episodes and downloads, it's hard to imagine why My Guy Creampie doesn't compete by offering the same. The absence of super quality downloads is really the biggest shortcoming of the site. Of course, I also prefer a bit more excitement from my sex, but then I'm partial to porn stars. MyGuyCreampie features amateurs blowing and fucking each other as they probably do in real life, the only difference here is that we get to see a great close-up view as hot jizz flows out from a steaming hot ass.